from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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