yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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