I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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