Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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