I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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