I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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