brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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