I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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