I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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