I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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