...so i touched it.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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