i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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