just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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