and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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