Apparently you make a good broom.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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