Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
