Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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