the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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