Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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