Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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