he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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