She's JV to your varsity
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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