I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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