he wants to bone in the snuggie
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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