is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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