We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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