Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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