I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
its not stalking. its research.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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