every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
