I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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