it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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