Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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