Whoa Z and x make the same sound
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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