You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You may now shotgun with the bride
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
he just fucked me for my cheese.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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