Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
