i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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