You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
A bitchslap is in order.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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