sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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