So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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