Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Watching her eat just hurts me
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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