i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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