everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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