Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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