White coat. Heels.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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