Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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