I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
