Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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