have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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