Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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