i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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