So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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